June 2026

Posted in: February 2020 Edition

EURO. PEE. AN.

Colin Hassard


When I asked an American woman in America

if she’d ever been to Ireland

and she replied that she’d never been to Europe

the answer caught me off guard. Yes.


Yes, we are in Europe. I’ve seen the map.

Our mad little island like a caged-dog barking

in the corner of a cattery,

is a mere Celtic giant’s spitting distance to France.

   

But to be considered European seems odd.

I immediately felt under-dressed

and less concerned about the rising price of pints.

Euro. Pee. An. Yes.


Yes, that’s a comfortable polo-neck I can wear for a few days

until the airport shuttle bus arrives.

Then I’ll follow the North Atlantic Drift into the rain –

to where folk make small talk about the rain,


to where conversations about identity

seldom contain the word “European”.


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Colin Hassard

Colin Hassard is a poet from Banbridge, Co. Down. His debut poetry collection 'Age of the Microwave Dinner' was released in 2021 through Doire Press.

1968 - 2026

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